One of the girls wailing about her shoes, "They're all brinkled!"
Talking about how much Cory had grown Noah says, "We need to put bricks on your head!"
When Joy smells something she wants to know what it is she says "What's that in my nose?"
In an attempt to delay bedtime my oldest child comes out of his room, "Mom, one of my nostrils feels like it's plugged." Answer: you have a cold child, go blow your nose!